BluejayBlaze

Gilbert doubled over from laughing as you screamed bloody murder and sprinted all over his yard. His eyes teared up and he held the stitch in his side and gasped for air. "F-Frau…you're…AHAHAHAHAHA!!" He laughed and slapped his knee. "GILBERT HELP ME YOU *cusses like Romano*" You screamed and climbed onto the nearest tree in fear. "But your reaction is HILARIOUS!" "GILBERT YOU ARSE THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!!" You screamed and desperately hugged onto the trunk of the tree. You glanced down and in fear you saw the face of death right in front of you- in the form of blood-thirsty, fluffy dogs. Your grip was slipping and